I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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Quick, to the slutcave!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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