we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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