Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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