did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
