you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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