I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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