He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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