sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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