i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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