hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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