5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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