I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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