so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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