oh god the rape fog is back!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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