what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
