dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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