we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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