woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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