so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I had to cum in my sink.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
