let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize