he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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