i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
plz talk dirty to me
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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