4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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