This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize