My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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