Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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