Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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