Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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