I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We talked him into tasing himself.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
