just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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