haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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