i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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