dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize