At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
soo... how was my night?
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