Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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