Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
well you can't waste a boner
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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