Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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