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So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!

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I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????

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Honestly.

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Don't say a word.

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(313) So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays! (1-313) I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol????? (313) Honestly. (313) Don't say a word. http://tfl.nu/wjb7

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min

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(225): Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min http://tfl.nu/fx8x

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(214): View more from Texas

I got "discovered a new religion high" last night

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(214): I got "discovered a new religion high" last night http://tfl.nu/qcb6

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.

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(816): Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same. http://tfl.nu/qpk7

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(510): View more from California

Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.

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(510): Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it. http://tfl.nu/5742

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(307): View more from Wyoming

All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet

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(307): All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet http://tfl.nu/uky8

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(712): View more from Iowa

Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.

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(712): Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now. http://tfl.nu/slxg

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(707): View more from California

He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.

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(707): He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love. http://tfl.nu/ve7z

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.

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(317): Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween. http://tfl.nu/d60f

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(845): View more from New York

I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.

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(845): I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break. http://tfl.nu/bwgw

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(641): View more from Iowa

I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

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(641): I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. http://tfl.nu/90tm

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(678): View more from Georgia

I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.

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(678): I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid. http://tfl.nu/e1xm

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.

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(814): My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order. http://tfl.nu/pxpo

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!

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I'm not seeing this movie with you.

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(405): VAGINAS ASSEMBLE! (580): I'm not seeing this movie with you. http://tfl.nu/6pon

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(406): View more from Montana

Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.

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(406): Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around. http://tfl.nu/38zv

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