Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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