How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I am naked and annoyed.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter