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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.

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• (805): View more from California

  Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans

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• (818): View more from California

  She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  That bitch ruined vodka saturday

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life

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• (212): View more from New York

  The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.

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• (415): View more from California

  I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  we're so committed to being not committed

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