he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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