Yo dont text me then not text me
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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