So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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