im drinking this country out of the recession.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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