if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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