I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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