Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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