How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I am morally bankrupt
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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