I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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