The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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