I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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