Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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