The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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