Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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