Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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