she looked like the before picture.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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